Q. Why are frogs so happy?
A. They eat whatever bugs them!

Q. What happens when two frogs collide?
A. They get tongue tied!

Q. How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
A. Unhoppy.

Q. What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit?
A. A rubbit!

Q. Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
A. He liked a good croak and dagger.

Q. What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired?
A. It got toad!!

Q. What's green green green green green?
A. A frog rolling down a hill

Q. What is a frog's favorite game?
A. Croaket

Q. What did the frog order at McDonald's?
A. French flies and a diet Croak

Q. Why did the frog say meow?
A. He was learning a foreign language.

Q. Why did the frog go to the hospital?
A. He needed a "hopperation"!

Q. What is the thirstiest frog in the world?
A. The one who drinks Canada Dry!

Q. How deep can a frog go?
A. Knee-deep Knee-deep!

Q. What do stylish frogs wear?A. Jumpsuits!

Q. What does a bankrupt frog say?
A. "Baroke, baroke, baroke."