Q. Why are frogs so happy?
A. They eat whatever bugs them!
Q. What happens when two frogs collide?
A. They get tongue tied!
Q. How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
Q. What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit?
A. A rubbit!
Q. Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
A. He liked a good croak and dagger.
Q. What happened to the frog’s car when his parking meter expired?
A. It got toad!!
Q. What’s green green green green green?
A. A frog rolling down a hill
Q. What is a frog’s favorite game?
Q. What did the frog order at McDonald’s?
A. French flies and a diet Croak
Q. Why did the frog say meow?
A. He was learning a foreign language.
Q. Why did the frog go to the hospital?
A. He needed a “hopperation”!
Q. What is the thirstiest frog in the world?
A. The one who drinks Canada Dry!
Q. How deep can a frog go?
A. Knee-deep Knee-deep!
Q. What do stylish frogs wear?A. Jumpsuits!
Q. What does a bankrupt frog say?
A. “Baroke, baroke, baroke.”