by MichaelM | Feb 11, 2017 | Poetry
Black Birthday In another lifeor perhaps in a parallel universe,I would be gathering 50 plastic pink flamingoesand posting your baby pictureon telephone polesall over town.I might be buying black armbandsfor the...
by MichaelM | Feb 10, 2017 | Humor
Mommie JOKES “Mommie, mommie I’m missing Daddy.””Shut up and keep shooting.” “Mommie, mommie I don’t want to go to France.””Shut up and keep swimming.” “Mommie, mommie I hate my brother’s...
by MichaelM | Feb 10, 2017 | Humor
Rules to Enter Texas: Applies to each person as they enter Texas. Learn & remember: East Coast and California-types pay particular attention! 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Let’s get this straight; it’s called a “gravel...
by MichaelM | Feb 10, 2017 | Humor
Q. Why are frogs so happy?A. They eat whatever bugs them! Q. What happens when two frogs collide?A. They get tongue tied! Q. How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?A. Unhoppy. Q. What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit?A. A rubbit! Q. Why...
by MichaelM | Feb 10, 2017 | Humor
FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, “How should I know, that’s 200 miles from here!” and hung up. The husband said,...
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