by MichaelM | Feb 11, 2017 | Poetry
Burning Bridges “Don’t you think There’s a chance you’ll go back. . . That you’ll get back together?” No, I crossed that bridge. I kept walking, too, To put it all behind me. Then I stopped and thought about it For a minute or two. Then went back To...
by MichaelM | Feb 11, 2017 | Poetry
Black Birthday In another lifeor perhaps in a parallel universe,I would be gathering 50 plastic pink flamingoesand posting your baby pictureon telephone polesall over town.I might be buying black armbandsfor the...
by MichaelM | Feb 10, 2017 | Humor
Mommie JOKES “Mommie, mommie I’m missing Daddy.””Shut up and keep shooting.” “Mommie, mommie I don’t want to go to France.””Shut up and keep swimming.” “Mommie, mommie I hate my brother’s...
by MichaelM | Feb 10, 2017 | Humor
Rules to Enter Texas: Applies to each person as they enter Texas. Learn & remember: East Coast and California-types pay particular attention! 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Let’s get this straight; it’s called a “gravel...
by MichaelM | Feb 10, 2017 | Humor
Q. Why are frogs so happy?A. They eat whatever bugs them! Q. What happens when two frogs collide?A. They get tongue tied! Q. How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?A. Unhoppy. Q. What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit?A. A rubbit! Q. Why...
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