by MichaelM | Feb 10, 2017 | Humor
Mommie JOKES “Mommie, mommie I’m missing Daddy.””Shut up and keep shooting.” “Mommie, mommie I don’t want to go to France.””Shut up and keep swimming.” “Mommie, mommie I hate my brother’s...
by MichaelM | Feb 10, 2017 | Humor
Rules to Enter Texas: Applies to each person as they enter Texas. Learn & remember: East Coast and California-types pay particular attention! 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Let’s get this straight; it’s called a “gravel...
by MichaelM | Feb 10, 2017 | Humor
Q. Why are frogs so happy?A. They eat whatever bugs them! Q. What happens when two frogs collide?A. They get tongue tied! Q. How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?A. Unhoppy. Q. What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit?A. A rubbit! Q. Why...
by MichaelM | Feb 10, 2017 | Humor
FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, “How should I know, that’s 200 miles from here!” and hung up. The husband said,...
by MichaelM | Feb 10, 2017 | Humor
BUMPER STICKERS Jesus is Coming…Look Busy Jesus saves, Gretzky steals, he scores! REAL Musicians have day jobs D.A.R.E. – Drug are real expensive Dr. Kevorkian, please report to the Oval Office Gun Control Makes My Finger Itch I’ll have one brain on...
by Who Knows | Feb 10, 2017 | Other Stuff
Two Great Stories – BOTH TRUE – and worth reading! STORY NUMBER ONE. Many years ago, Al Capone virtually owned Chicago. Capone wasn’t famous for anything heroic. He was notorious for enmeshing the windy city in everything from bootlegged booze...
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