by MichaelM | Feb 10, 2017 | Humor
FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, “How should I know, that’s 200 miles from here!” and hung up. The husband said,...
by MichaelM | Feb 10, 2017 | Humor
BUMPER STICKERS Jesus is Coming…Look Busy Jesus saves, Gretzky steals, he scores! REAL Musicians have day jobs D.A.R.E. – Drug are real expensive Dr. Kevorkian, please report to the Oval Office Gun Control Makes My Finger Itch I’ll have one brain on...
by Who Knows | Feb 10, 2017 | Other Stuff
Two Great Stories – BOTH TRUE – and worth reading! STORY NUMBER ONE. Many years ago, Al Capone virtually owned Chicago. Capone wasn’t famous for anything heroic. He was notorious for enmeshing the windy city in everything from bootlegged booze...
by MichaelM | Feb 10, 2017 | Recipes
Corn Bread Dressing 6 cups of crumbled Corn Bread3 cups of crumbled stale white bread4 cups of chicken broth1 1/2 cups of chopped celery1 cup finely chopped sweet onion1/2 stick of melted butter3 tablespoons vegetable oil2 tablespoons of rubbed sage1 teaspoon of...
by MichaelM | Feb 10, 2017 | Recipes
ACCIDENTAL CHILI 4 pounds of hamburger 1 ½ large sweet onions 2 Green Bell Peppers 2 Red Bell Peppers 3 8 oz cans of Tomato Sauce 3 cans of Rotel Tomatoes, 10 oz 2 cups of Spicy V8 2 12 oz cans of Petite Diced Tomatoes w/ Jalapenos 4 tbls Chili Powder 2 tbls...
by MichaelM | Feb 10, 2017 | Recipes
Bite Back Casserole 2 cups of rice, uncooked 1 lb. Hamburger 1/3 cup of onions Jalapenos to taste 1 tbs chili powder ¼ tsp ground cumin 1 can spicy chopped tomatoes ¼ cup ketchup 1 cup mozzarella cheese, shredded 1 tbs beef bullion powder Preheat the...
by MichaelM | Feb 10, 2017 | Recipes
Zuppa Toscana (Like Olive Garden’s) Serves 8.1.25 lb. Italian Sausage2 large Russet Baking Potatoes sliced lengthwise in quarters, and then in 1/3 inch slices1 large Onion, chopped1/2 C. real bacon bits2 cloves garlic minced2 C. Kale or Swiss chard chopped fine1...
by MichaelM | Feb 10, 2017 | Recipes
Mexican Dressing TYPE: Main Course INGREDIENTS: 1 lb of ground beef 1 4 oz can of chopped chilies 1 can Cream of Mushroom soup 1 can Cream of Chicken soup 1 16 oz bag of Dorito Corn Chips Brown the ground beef in a skillet Crush the Doritos into crumbs – not too...
by MichaelM | Feb 10, 2017 | Fiction
This is a small portion of a much longer piece that I have been working on for years . . . Chicago has nothing on west Texas for wind. In west Texas the wind never stops; each day it is only a matter of how hard it is...
by MichaelM | Feb 10, 2017 | Fiction
Ben’s Last Rodeo – from a much longer work. . . Ben sat in the dark on the top rail on one of the holding pens. The pen held calves that would be used in the calf-roping contest that would begin shortly. The calves huddled in one dark corner, jumping at...
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